January 2012
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theonioncry: what i’m looking forward to most in 2012 is the apocalypse 
Jan 1st
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Some people are in 2012 right now while im just...
ihateyoukpeace:
Jan 1st
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Jan 1st
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To my followers this New Year's Eve,
thatawkwarddisneymoment: I hope that you had a wonderful year, and may the next be filled with: Magic Adventure Laughter Friendships Family Romance and happily ever afters May you all find happiness, love, and laughter in everything you do next year, and forward.   This brought me to tears…literally.
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December 2011
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
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Biology Teacher:
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me: whoops
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Reblog this if you know someone, or have been...
stare-into-the-sun: More Laughs Here.
Dec 31st
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becauseboobs: All of this happening while I’m reading The Hunger Games trilogy isn’t helping me. I keep imagining Karp making us select a boy and girl from each fandom to represent us in a battle to the death for a chance to have missing e. My god that would make for one epic ass fanfiction…QUICK SOMEONE WRITE THIS!
Dec 31st
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WARNING: Unsupported browser add-on "Missing-E"...
Dec 31st
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Alright Karp! We get it!
You don’t enjoy an add on that makes tumblr fun and enjoyable for everyone. Gosh!
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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it's a sad day when lime runs out in a mexican...
xhicana-swag: :( me creysss. Ana do you need me to bring you limes!? Are you okay!?
Dec 31st
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today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
sammys-red-solo-cup: I reblog this just because of the gifs.  Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
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Beyonce's in labor? Is Sasha Fetus about to become...
Dec 30th
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Listenblaineywainey: b33fy: hello-steve: ...
Dec 30th
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Wow I always forget how amazing Joe Walker is as...
I mean really…
Dec 30th
Watching Starship and swooning over Joey Richter.
Not a bad Thursday night if I do say so myself…
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kurtcanpayblainesbills: … My mom just said Darren Criss is a fairytale creature and isn’t real. This explains so much
Dec 30th
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when you nerdgasm, get it all over me...
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avada-kurtdavra: awaxwingslain: “I can’t, Blaine… I don’t exactly carry lube with me to work.” Blaine whimpered and pushed back against him. “I have. It’s in my backpack.” Right next to my Lunchables© and underneath the Spiderman comic, Mr. Hummel! omg Kurt you dirty old bastard I love you lol ohmygod
Dec 29th
notlellathellama: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y  CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Unacceptable ways of...
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